The Danger Belt


5 Things.
December 14, 2009, 4:51 pm
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What have I been up to recently? Not lots. But I see it’s been several weeks since my last post. So I figured I’d post all the news that’s fit to print.

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Professionally self-involved.
November 23, 2009, 5:14 pm
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There was a kid who grew up in Britain and dreamed of one day being the global head of an ad agency in America.

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Windows 7 was EVERYBODY’S idea.
November 17, 2009, 3:17 pm
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I’ve been watching programming on the TV box recently, and it seems impossible to avoid seeing ads for Windows 7 these days. Now my profession in advertising aside, I think this campaign offers something that everybody can dislike equally.

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Irony, and more.
November 12, 2009, 1:06 pm
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It seems that nature is not without a sense of irony.

 

Almost immediately following my last blog post about the farce of pig flu, I was stricken with a case of it.  And in the past four days spent on my couch, a lot went through my mind besides cabin fever.  Which is really more of a preface to the following list of non-sequiturs than anything else:

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Pig flu.
November 4, 2009, 5:22 pm
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The pig/swine/bird flu/H1N1 has gripped the nation. I know that where I work, confirmed cases lead to the entire floor being scrubbed and disinfected.

When we first heard about the pig flu this past summer, I remember everybody completely flipping out, but then how it ended up being pretty innocuous.

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Taco bars: a review.
October 6, 2009, 7:40 pm
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I have decided that the taco buffet is flawed in numerous ways. I would like to elaborate for you:

1. The setup. The taco assembly table is and will always be set up improperly. Hot items belong together. So do cold items. Items with any liquid byproduct (tomatoes, whole black- or pinto beans, chicken/steak, etc.) should ALWAYS have a strainer spoon for serving.

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The darker side of synonyms.
September 16, 2009, 11:04 am
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Main Entry: ambush
Part of Speech: verb
Definition: lie in wait; attack

Synonyms:

ambuscade, assail, assault, box in, bushwhack, decoy, dry gulch, ensnare, entrap, hem in, hide, hook, jap, jump, lay for, lurk, net, set trap, surprise, surround, trap, wait, waylay

…During the course of work, I found this in the ask.com thesaurus and immediately wondered why they’re employing disgruntled WWII vets as writers.



You know what this world really needs? pt. 2
September 11, 2009, 9:27 am
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I think the world would really benefit from a few names being given more frequently.  You know–just bringing back some of the classics:

•Marvin

•Jack

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You know what this world really needs?
September 2, 2009, 12:07 pm
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Some more Dave Chappelle/Rick James impressions.



Restaurant review: The Grocery Bistro
August 21, 2009, 11:17 am
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If you like salt, then The Grocery Bistro is for you.

A trendy new restaurant with poor design (menu font, website, color selection) but decent decor, The Grocery Bistro is bringing the best from Morton’s of Chicago (the salt producer, not the famed steakhouse) to just west of the loop.

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