The Danger Belt


The wrong way to do business.
January 30, 2012, 4:11 pm
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Granted, I’m still learning about life, business, and the world. But sometimes I think things are done backward. An example of this would be my experience with Groupon. I wasn’t really a fan. So I clicked the ‘unsubscribe’ button on one of their emails, and ended up here: http://www.groupon.com/unsubscribe . In my opinion, this simple ‘sorry to see you go’ site was a better, more entertaining piece of communication than anything else I experienced through them. I would’ve resubscribed based only on this…but then I remembered just how little I cared about any offer they sent my way.



2011 in review
January 3, 2012, 12:43 pm
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Last year I posted my year-end review from WordPress. This year, they sent another, though it looks a bit different. Figured I’d share it for any who are interested. Happy New Year.

 

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Ryan Gosling.
November 17, 2011, 11:30 am
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Who cares?

 

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Black Friday, Made in America.
November 11, 2011, 1:58 pm
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Recently I got an offer for a full-time job. I’m ecstatic. I can finally stop the pattern of moving from one sublet to another every four- to six weeks (as I’ve done the past 9 months) and have a home. Of course, I sold most of what I own before I left Chicago to make the move easier…so I’m moving into an empty apartment. And I’ll have nothing to fill it.

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How I plan to dominate the television industry.
October 26, 2011, 4:43 pm
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I had an idea for a television show. I know it’s only a matter of time before it actually gets made, so to plant my flag and protect my intellectual property from would-be idea pirates, I thought I’d publish the general premise of the show here on the internet. You’re all considered witnesses now.

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Recycling.
October 21, 2011, 1:13 pm
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Did anybody on the planet see the recent “Smurfs” movie? Or “Garfield” before that? Does it make me a bad person to hope movies lose millions of dollars when they just try to reuse popularity from years ago in hopes that they have a built-in fan base? Am I less of a bad person if I point out that movies like these, “Transformers,” and “Scooby Doo” are riddled with mind-numbing dialogue and lukewarm plot lines?

 

If you’re going to recycle a children’s fad as a movie, do it the right way. Like “Josie and the Pussycats.”



Convenient vs. efficient.
October 20, 2011, 3:31 pm
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Recently I was struck with an epiphany: when it comes to human locomotion, freedom and speed carry an inverse correlation. ‘Mobility’ seems to be an oxymoron. Let me tell you what I mean.

 

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ZacAndIan Collaboration, IV.
September 1, 2011, 9:15 am
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This is the last entry in a four part series of collaboration between me and my friend Ian.  He makes pictures, I make words.  For more context, see this previous post.

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ZacAndIan Collaboration, III.
August 31, 2011, 9:15 am
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This is part III of a series of collaboration between me and my friend Ian.  He makes pictures, I make words.  For more context, see this previous post.

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ZacAndIan Collaboration, II.
August 30, 2011, 9:15 am
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This is part II of a series of collaboration between me and my friend Ian.  He makes pictures, I make words.  For more context, see this previous post.

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