The Danger Belt


Professionally self-involved.
November 23, 2009, 5:14 pm
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There was a kid who grew up in Britain and dreamed of one day being the global head of an ad agency in America.

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Windows 7 was EVERYBODY’S idea.
November 17, 2009, 3:17 pm
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I’ve been watching programming on the TV box recently, and it seems impossible to avoid seeing ads for Windows 7 these days. Now my profession in advertising aside, I think this campaign offers something that everybody can dislike equally.

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New header.
November 13, 2009, 12:42 pm
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I posted a new header.  It’s a neighborhood in northern California at night around last Christmas.  Any thoughts?  Is anybody even reading this blog?



Irony, and more.
November 12, 2009, 1:06 pm
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It seems that nature is not without a sense of irony.

 

Almost immediately following my last blog post about the farce of pig flu, I was stricken with a case of it.  And in the past four days spent on my couch, a lot went through my mind besides cabin fever.  Which is really more of a preface to the following list of non-sequiturs than anything else:

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Pig flu.
November 4, 2009, 5:22 pm
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The pig/swine/bird flu/H1N1 has gripped the nation. I know that where I work, confirmed cases lead to the entire floor being scrubbed and disinfected.

When we first heard about the pig flu this past summer, I remember everybody completely flipping out, but then how it ended up being pretty innocuous.

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More night shots.
October 23, 2009, 2:04 pm
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Went shooting without a tripod on a rainy night… Not really sure what I was thinking. Anyway, here are some pictures that didn’t seem to suck too much:
Pretty bird...

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Taco bars: a review.
October 6, 2009, 7:40 pm
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I have decided that the taco buffet is flawed in numerous ways. I would like to elaborate for you:

1. The setup. The taco assembly table is and will always be set up improperly. Hot items belong together. So do cold items. Items with any liquid byproduct (tomatoes, whole black- or pinto beans, chicken/steak, etc.) should ALWAYS have a strainer spoon for serving.

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Resume transmission
September 29, 2009, 2:24 pm
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Okay, it’s been almost two weeks since I posted… Sorry (to the two people who actually read this).

So… Vacation pictures!!

Cal State-ium

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The darker side of synonyms.
September 16, 2009, 11:04 am
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Main Entry: ambush
Part of Speech: verb
Definition: lie in wait; attack

Synonyms:

ambuscade, assail, assault, box in, bushwhack, decoy, dry gulch, ensnare, entrap, hem in, hide, hook, jap, jump, lay for, lurk, net, set trap, surprise, surround, trap, wait, waylay

…During the course of work, I found this in the ask.com thesaurus and immediately wondered why they’re employing disgruntled WWII vets as writers.



You know what this world really needs? pt. 2
September 11, 2009, 9:27 am
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I think the world would really benefit from a few names being given more frequently.  You know–just bringing back some of the classics:

•Marvin

•Jack

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